March 2012
61 posts
How dare.
cmgtorres:
I hate doing favors. Especially for those who are ungrateful and unappreciative. If that’s the case, don’t fcuking ask me for anything.
PREACH!
February 2012
57 posts
On a scale of Cory to Party Rock, how in the house...
Watchayeitssalyo:
:o
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That awkward moment when your current thoughts...
saggytitties:
“This blog is so funny I’m gonna die”
“Think Tumblr is addictive? Wait ‘til you’ve seen this blog!”
“Follow this blog, you won’t regret it!”
“You’ll love this blog on your dash”
“Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done”
That moment when your volume is all the way up and...
admirals:
That one rich friend that buys new stuff every day...
laugh-addict:
and I’m just here like
World's saddest story
D:
WhiteParent : “If someone hits you , go tell the teacher"
- BlackParent : “IF SOMEONE HITS YOU , YOU HIT THEY ASS BACK!”
- WhiteParent : “go in ur room & think about what you've did”
- BlackParent : “go to ur damn room &' get ready this ass whoopin .”
- WhiteParent : “Good morning, time for school”
- BlackParent : “Getcha ass up, don’t miss that damn bus”
- WhiteParent : “we’re heading to the store, u can pick 1 thing from the toy isle”
- BlackParent : “We bouta go to the store , don’t ask for SHIT !”
- WhiteParent : “please stop crying .”
- BlackParent : ”What u cryin' for? shut-up before I give you somthin to cry about
- WhiteParent : “you embarrassed your family for fighting at school!”
- BlackParent : “Who won ?”
- WhiteParent : “I’m sending you to therapy”
-BlackParent: “Imma knock some sense into you”
- WhiteParent : “Are you havin sex?”
- BlackParent : ”you better not be fucking , cuz i ain’t raising no grand-babies . If you is you betta wrap that shit up , don't bring no kids home. ”
Michael Jackson alive: "Ew that fucking pedophile what a horrible person"
Michael Jackson dead: "LONG LIVE THE KING OF POP HE WILL BE MISSED WE LOVE YOU MJ"
Amy Winehouse alive: "That slutty heroin addict needs to just drop dead already"
Amy Winehouse dead: "Ugh she was such a great talent, taken so young. Rest in peace, Amy ♥"
Whitney Houston alive: "Stupid crackwhore. What a fucking moron."
Whitney Houston dead: "I am in tears, she was taken so soon. Her voice will live on. She was so wonderful and talented."
"We're gonna stay up all night!" "FUCK YEAH!"
laugh-addict:
*two hours later*
when people tell you smile on a bad day...
laugh-addict:
This was me today at work. Lol
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I need to get on an airplane and never look back.
